Wednesday, December 02, 2015

Decembertime Is Here

Yeah, I know, it’s the 2nd already. Been busy, y’all.

People bitch about the holidays, but the part I dread is the Long Monday that follows in January. Just nothing but cold, gray suck and crappy awards shows on the TV for months on out. 

Screw all that. Here’s to colored LEDs, tinsel, and tacky music. Here’s to excuses to invade each other’s houses and exchange casserole dishes of hot, steaming God-knows-what, watching movies together on the big sofa and talking loudly in the kitchen. Here’s to nativity creches and earnest Advent sermons and singing along to some of the best music in the hymnbooks. Here’s to December, a socio-cultural Friday so intense, you really do lose the rest of the weekend.
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