|The author relaxing at home.|
I have “fits of observational Tourettes” in which I rage about something or other in culture, current events, etc., but those are blessedly rare. I like listening to music and walks across the smoking wastes. What else do you need to know?
I have a Facebook page, where I humblebrag about my blessedly mundane family life, so go ahead and Friend or follow, if you don’t mind that sort of thing. I have a Twitter account, too, but I largely use it to retweet neat stuff I catch in my feed, which is loaded with horror sites. I’m not the kind of guy who’s tapping shit into his phone every five minutes. Hell, I don’t even Tweet by phone. It’s all here in the basement. If I leave the basement, I leave the Internet. I’m weird like that.
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