Friday, April 18, 2014

This Helpful Chart Is Useless

...if you’re downtown Friday night, because most everyone is doing one thing or another from it. You may recognize a few of these. You may even be one of these:
I can’t take credit for this, nor do I know who can. I don’t even remember where I got this from.

Keep it cool out in the field this weekend. Don’t let any of these things too close. This could very well be Z-day’s first Night of the Ambulatory Deceased, and you missed it because it’s too loud in the bar.