Tuesday, August 04, 2015

A Slow Tuesday Night in Gotham City

The child in back is dead, a victim of the Joker’s nerve toxin. The other survived a hair cut from Harley Quinn. Her full, ivory-white breasts slapped and pressed into his face as she waved blades about his head, giggling maniacally and utterly ruining the Super-Cuts job his mom got for him earlier that afternoon. This event, and the ass-whipping his mom laid on him after the police dropped him off at him house, will prove instrumental in his becoming the super-villain known as The Tit-Man™. 

This what happens to children who stay out past curfew in Gotham City. Parents, be advised.