Friday, May 08, 2015

REVEALED: Batgirl Is Really from Colorado

How do we know this? Because when she kicks you in the face with her stiletto-heeled boot, it sounds like, “BONG!”


It seems to me that “SPLIFF!” or “BLUNT!” would be more realistic noises, but what the hell. Either way, the perp is getting...

[puts on sunglasses]

...bowled over.




LIVE from COLORADO SPRINGS, it’s FRIDAY NIGHT!

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