Thursday, November 13, 2014

The Flurry of Hilarious Profanity Before Christmas

I cuss to embarrass a sailor every day, but I draw the line at doing it in public, in front of the elderly (unless we know each other), or small children. I especially hate it when stuff for kids gets dirtied up for a laugh. Let the children be children, for God's sake, and let them have their stuff, nice, cute, and clean, without you wiping your vulgar sensibilities all over it.

Rant, rant, blah-blah-blah. Are the kids tucked away in bed? Can you laugh aloud without having to explain yourself to people who will be much happier not knowing why? Check this out: