Wednesday, November 05, 2014

Another Random George Carlin Moment, Part 3

In the 1970s and ‘80s one smoked doobs or bowls, torched bones, etc., and got fried.

Today they spark some greens and get baked.

It sounds so much healthier today. Baked beats fried, right? Also, greens are still good for you. Right? So long as they’re non-GMO.

This child is in grave danger for binge-watching television and eating junk food. We should send in a SWAT team, throw her in prison, see if we can’t seize her parents’ home, because that’s exactly what should happen to people who possess unauthorized plant matter. Also, because we want to get the government out of people’s lives.

Need another moment? See:

Another Random George Carlin Moment, Part 2
Just sayin’