Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Something for a One-Night Pumpkin-and-Dump

I love this time of year, but I can do without the fake pumpkin-flavored everything. I can see the chicks going nuts for that chemically altered corn syrup in their Fourbucks coffee, but keep that crap out of my beer. I find most fall seasonal beers repellent — no hops means no “authority,” as the great Papa Hemingway rated his wine, and this boss likes a boss brew. 

And though the image below is of a fake product, you KNOW someone has thought of marketing something like this. The hell of it is, it would probably sell. 

Just not to me. Although, to be fair, condoms aren’t something this old married guy has needed for a long time. You kids have fun, though. Play safe! 

Happy October Eve!