Thursday, May 29, 2014

A Night in the Life of My Twitter Feed

Seriously, though—what the blue blazing fuck, Walt Whitman! Where did you see these corpses rise? You’re saying they had super-quick self-healing powers and super strength? Holy shit!


The GS in GS Elevator Gossip refers to Goldman Sachs, and these tweets are remarks supposedly overheard on the job there by an anonymous employee. 

The HootSuite tweet at very bottom was too hilariously ironic not to include. 

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